What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 14:59
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Milky Way galaxy might not collide with Andromeda after all - Ars Technica
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is one thing you've learned from life?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
So they tried
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Then came..